I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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