what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
