The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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