Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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