If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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