what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
