My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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