We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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