I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
