if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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