It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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