No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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