haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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