my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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