That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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