He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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