Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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