By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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