I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Randomize
