Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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