I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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