i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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