They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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