It's like God shit irony all over that family
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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