How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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