Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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