And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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