Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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