PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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