I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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