: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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