So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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