i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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