do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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