Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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