SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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