bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You were trust falling into bushes
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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