you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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