apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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