I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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