someone get that fucking seahorse.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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