After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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