Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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