Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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