ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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