i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't think brook has ever known best
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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