My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
