is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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