So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Randomize
