Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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