DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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