did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
