Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I want to fling myself into the sun
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize