Got a toothbrush?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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