he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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