a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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